Tuesday, July 05, 2005

When The Going Gets Tough

Send in the clowns.

A contingent of conservatives talk radio hosts is headed to Iraq this month on a mission to report "the truth" about the war: American troops are winning, despite headlines to the contrary.

The "Truth Tour" has been pulled together by the conservative Web cast radio group Rightalk.com and Move America Forward, a non-profit conservative group backed by a Republican-linked public relations firm in California.

If the Iraqi insurgents are smart -- and most of them are fucking geniuses compared to your average right-wing talk show host -- they'll spread the word: Leave these particular dumb ass infidels alone. (Not that any of them are likely to poke their porcine snouts outside the green zone without a brigade-strength escort. But you never know where the odd mortar round is going to land.)

Why? Because collectively, these guys are an enormously valuable asset to America's enemies -- both because of their utterly brainless support for Al Qaeda's strategy of turning the war against terrorism into a crusade against Islam, and because they've done such a splendid job of setting up the American people to be demoralized and disillusioned by the truth.

Oh Joy, just what the US needs: a Propoganda Brigade led by Sgt. of Harms, Rush Limbaugh.

Just when you thought the US couldn't get any lower....


At 10:54 AM, Blogger Jeff Huber said...

Oh, the Big Brother Broadcasters are just about the best ally UBL has. Keep the support up for Bush and his war, play right into UBL's strategy.

UBL and W are the best things that could have happened for each other.



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