Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Sucking The Uncle Sam Sugar-Tit

Melody Townsel, the gal who John Bolton chased through the halls of a Russian hotel and generally harrassed while in his employ, shares her thoughts on the news that the Yosemite Sam look-a-like would accept the recess appointment if his Chimperor-in-chief so stamps his widdle feeties:
I gotta tell you, Kossacks, this kind of effort bears all the hallmarks of my former boss back in the days in Kyrgyzstan, Matthew Freedman. Backchannel sources say Matthew, always the man in black at the back of the room, is most discomfited by the loss of his six-figure-a-year suck on the Uncle Sam sugar-tit -- a four-year consulting contract he owed solely to the beneficence of his long-time asshole buddy Crazy Von Mustache.

Watch for Matthew to keep spinning more observations that Bolton is now ready to accept a recess appointment - crossing his greedy, grubby little fingers all the while.

Matthew Freedman will definitely be spinning like hell to keep Bolton's nomination --and his consulting prospects -- alive over the coming weeks.

If Bush does appoint Bolton during recess and Bolton accepts, what happens if Fitzgerald then links him to PlameGate?

2 Comments:

At 2:01 PM, Blogger Jeff Huber said...

"If Bush does appoint Bolton during recess and Bolton accepts, what happens if Fitzgerald then links him to PlameGate?"

I highly expect the latter to happen. If the former happens as well, all the better.

Jeff

 
At 2:26 PM, Blogger Capitola said...

A two-fer!

Yeah, that's the ticket.

 

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