Thursday, June 02, 2005


Gotta luv Les.
Q Since the President is scheduled to attend a Republican fundraiser on June the 14th, which will also be attended by California gubernatorial candidate and porn star Mary Carey, what guarantee does the White House have that she will do nothing pornographic at this event? What will be done if she does?

MR. McCLELLAN: Les, I haven't looked that far ahead on the President's schedule.

Q But it's important -- it's only two weeks from now. You must have some plan --

MR. McCLELLAN: Les, we're going to invade her, strip her down to bra and panties and have us a good old fashioned tickle fight.

Okay. I made up that last Scottie quote. Les wants to know what will be done if Mary Carey goes porno at the Preznit's party.

I say, girl, please, show 'em your tits and get it on film. Make us lefty commie elistist pinko fag hag blue-stater hippy Californ-i-a ians proud and flash those boobs your boobs!

You know you want to.


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