Thursday, June 16, 2005

Top Ten Mary Carey Campaign Slogans

This comment by Jeff Huber deserves the Front Page:
Put Mary Carey in the White Whore House!

Time to change Whores in the middle of the stream!

We need a new bush in the oval office!

Whores not wars! [ed. note: personal fave]

You can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her drink the Kool-Aid!

Pink states unite!

No, she's not related to horseface!

Let America screw its president for a change!

Sink your Axis of Evil into this!

Mary Cary packs a peck of presidential pussy!

Do I have clever readers, or what?!


At 1:24 PM, Blogger Jeff Huber said...

I forgot--

Yeah, I voted for her. Who didn't?



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