Thursday, June 16, 2005

There's Something About Mary

After watching her on Countdown last night, an AmericaBlog reader came up with a great idea for a T-shirt:
Don't Blame Me. I Voted For Mary Carey
I watched. And she was great! Anybody else catch the porn star-cum wonk on Countdown last night? I do believe the Dems may have finally found their Karl Rove. She's blonde. She hot. She's got Double D knockers.

What she said:

She met a guy from Ohio who promised her $10 million to bankroll her next campaign.

Republicans can party! Party like Pornstars!

She received job offers. A guy has a sister from Ohio who owns a string of strip clubs and they want to book her, Danno.

Some men asked her for threesomes.

She's 25, but that's like dog years in the porn biz.

You can watch the interview here. Don't say I didn't warn you: she's laugh out loud funny. So's Keith's "puppet show." In the final act, Puppet Bush asks Puppet Mary: "Got wood? heh heh."


At 11:10 AM, Blogger Jeff Huber said...

Top Ten Carey campaign slogans:

Put Mary Carey in the White Whore House!

Time to change Whores in the middle of the stream!

We need a new bush in the oval office!

Whores not wars!

You can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her drink the Kool-Aid!

Pink states unite!

No, she's not related to horseface!

Let America screw its president for a change!

Sink your Axis of Evil into this!

Mary Cary packs a peck of presidential pussy!


At 10:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Will Their Children Produce Porn News?

(BEVERLY HILLS) -- X-rated video mogul Mark Kulkis, who escorted porn star Mary Carey to June's GOP dinner with President Bush, has found a new love interest: Washington powerdater and CNN producer Kathy Benz.

The two met during an interview while Kulkis, 40, president and CEO of Kick Ass Pictures, was in DC for the National Republican Congressional Committee's annual President's Dinner. He's honorary chairman of the NRCC's Business Advisory Council, a roundtable of millionaire entrepreneurs.

Benz denies she's cozying up to Kulkis to get a scoop for CNN about the private lunch he and Carey had with White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove. "Mark's a wonderful guy and I think this could be the real thing," she tells girlfriends.

Benz, 35, is known in Washington power circles for dating such figures as venture capitalist Jonathan Ledecky (now trying to buy the Washington Nationals), Univ. of Maryland basketball coach Gary Williams, and spent time last August with Sirius CEO Mel Karmazin at his Hamptons home.

Her regular companions include Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Tex.), John Sununu, Sr, venture capitalist Mark Ein, Chicago Cubs VP John McDonough and Democratic lawyer Julian Epstein. She was engaged to John Daggett, AOL millionaire.


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