Tuesday, March 29, 2005

H.R. 666

One too many pork rinds? TV sez 'massive heart attack'.

FleetAdmiralJ reports:
New bill just announced H.R. 666

Congress is now demanding God to save Falwell's life, and is putting actions of God under the jurisdiction of the federal courts.

heh.

UPDATE:
Bill Frist is treating him now Via Video Tape.

heh heh.

2 Comments:

At 8:42 PM, Blogger tas said...

Dude, did you check out his chin in that photo on MSNBC? Holy shit! Here I thought gluttony was one of the seven deadly sins. The guy looks like he eats fetuses for breakfast.

 
At 8:32 AM, Blogger Capitola said...

Hey, great minds and all that shit! I was gonna update the post this morning with that very insight: GLUTTONY *is* a deadly sin. Na na na-na na! My pork rind prediction may be accurate.

I saw Fallwell on "Hannity and The Liberal" just the other night, laughingly comparing his previous hospital stay where he was hooked to a ventilator to Terri and her feeding tube -- NotHannity wasn't buying it -- well! Perhaps Fallwell will get a chance to put his beliefs to the test, after all.

 

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