Tuesday, March 29, 2005

H.R. 666

One too many pork rinds? TV sez 'massive heart attack'.

FleetAdmiralJ reports:
New bill just announced H.R. 666

Congress is now demanding God to save Falwell's life, and is putting actions of God under the jurisdiction of the federal courts.


Bill Frist is treating him now Via Video Tape.

heh heh.


At 8:42 PM, Blogger tas said...

Dude, did you check out his chin in that photo on MSNBC? Holy shit! Here I thought gluttony was one of the seven deadly sins. The guy looks like he eats fetuses for breakfast.

At 8:32 AM, Blogger Capitola said...

Hey, great minds and all that shit! I was gonna update the post this morning with that very insight: GLUTTONY *is* a deadly sin. Na na na-na na! My pork rind prediction may be accurate.

I saw Fallwell on "Hannity and The Liberal" just the other night, laughingly comparing his previous hospital stay where he was hooked to a ventilator to Terri and her feeding tube -- NotHannity wasn't buying it -- well! Perhaps Fallwell will get a chance to put his beliefs to the test, after all.


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