Thursday, February 17, 2005

Go To Hell: 101

Hi! It's been a wild 10 days since my last post to this obscure slice of cyberspace, my rant away from home: my SO secured a top New York agent for his second book, a gal pal sold her first mystery novel to a prestigious New York publisher in a nice two-book deal, and I've been reading and chortling all week about a gay hooker who has been running 'round the White House while showing his for-hire cock all over the Internets. In RL I'm surrounded by fiction writers. So, too, according to Frank Rich, are the American people, only they're not paid for their made-up reality. They just have to live it. Suckers.

USA! USA! USA!

...Which makes me think of Hell, and the Vatican university's new Satanism classes. The high church is worried, thinks the Devil Himself is among us, and people, young people in particular, need to be educated about His existence because He doesn't always wear red tights and carry a pitchfork. He's a sly one, that fiery fucker. Sometimes he wears a suit and tie. The church denounces the devil as a "cosmic liar and murderer." Signs of possession include speaking in unknown tongues. Sound like anyone You know?

Yeah. I thought so too.

Think the USA could get a group discount on tuition?

2 Comments:

At 3:14 PM, Blogger Jane Hamsher said...

Some call it demonic posession, others call it mandate. What are you gonna do.

Good blog, by the way!

 
At 6:48 PM, Blogger Drunken Proletariat said...

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