Thursday, January 06, 2005

Someone Pass Me The Bucket

Cuz I'm gonna barf. No, no, not because Bloggers were named People of the Year by World News Tonight. Yes, yes, that's sickening, but what I'm talking about, the truly revolting, the kind of shit that makes you grab your gut, BEND OVER, and heave till your eyes bleed:
...Trent Lott has announced that a singer from "The Lawrence Welk Show" will perform John Ashcroft's "Let the Eagle Soar" at George W. Bush's inauguration.

See what $40 million buys? I guess it could be worse. I hear Ashlee Simpson's looking for work.

Oh, and so long sucker, er Tucker, ya sanctimonious twerpie little fucker.


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