Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Exercising His Muscle

Ezra learned a few things about Dick, courtesy of the NYT:

• Dick Cheney is running this Administration's domestic policy.

• Dick Cheney is running this Administration's foreign policy.

• Dick Cheney adamantly maintains he is running no policies.

• Dick Cheney does not like politics, jokes, or back-slapping.

• Dick Cheney obsessively counts votes and is one of the best legislative and political minds in the country.

• Dick Cheney is a "professional worrier" who bucked conventional wisdom and predicted the recession.

• Dick Cheney is not worried about the deficit.

• Dick Cheney is a radical.

• Dick Cheney is a pragmatist.

• Dick Cheney spends long hours with George W. Bush going into minute policy details.

• Dick Cheney is an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, shrouded in a fog of confusion.

Ezra forgot one: Dick Cheney is hung. (That, or his colostomy bag slipped. YT posts, you decide)

Exercising his muscle, indeed.


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