Friday, November 05, 2004

YT Hearts Canada

And not just because Neil Young hailed from their borders. No, YT thinks Canadians rock because who else but these fine cannucknuckleheads would offer up marriage to save liberal Americans from a second Bush term?
Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.
These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.

You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.


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