Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Texas Toast

1 slice sour bread

1 angry Preznit

Soak bread in blood of 1080 dead Americans

Preheat debate hall

Grill bread until crispy

Serve!



Yummy yum.

Blonde nod to First Draft; Toast courtesy of Blatant Truth.

7 Comments:

At 6:14 PM, Blogger Drunken Proletariat said...

The debate is on! Bush is speaking for the first time now. He already seems frantic, sweaty, desperate, over-anxious, dumb as hell, "don't get a flu shot"- blame-the-Brits, ohh God, I hope you have enough hooch to get thru this debate. -back later.

 
At 6:34 PM, Blogger Drunken Proletariat said...

Bush is trying to sound like he is "tolerant," now. Can you fucking imagine how many times Monkey-Boy had to rehearse these obviously scripted diatribes of his to actually get them down as well as he has??? They don't even follow the "debate" very well.... To me, it looks like a Kerry massacre of Dubya, he ( Bush ) is the worst fucking hypocrite EVER!!! The "Pro-Life President". Groooooaaannn. I'm gonna pop open another Zind..

 
At 7:06 PM, Blogger Drunken Proletariat said...

YOU FUCKING TELL 'EM KERRY!!! I'm glad they are not talking about the war this time. Bush is so fucking lame, it defies description. I hope you kick some Bush soon, on Nov. 2 I think Kerry is blowing Bush's brain-stem in this event.

 
At 7:14 PM, Blogger Drunken Proletariat said...

more debate. Is this a president who hates NIGGERS???

 
At 7:17 PM, Blogger Drunken Proletariat said...

Prayer and religion sustains Bush... fucking great. More proof that the president has no brain....

 
At 7:28 PM, Blogger Drunken Proletariat said...

A good way to re-unite the nation would be to STOP THE LIES!!! Bush LIED. The Right are being proved more wrong every day. US Intelligence warned that the Bush Ad. and Co. had their own agenda, etc. You know all this shit. Ahhh, stutter-stammer, pound my fist..My wife is beautiful... what the FUCK does Bush ... jeezus, I'm gonna put some Heinz Ketchup in my wine.. call it a Heinzfandel...

 
At 9:13 AM, Blogger Capitola said...

Heinzfandel? DP, YOU ROCK!

How 'bout that disgusting smegma in the corner of Bush's mouth? Did you see that up in Canada? Grooooooosssssss. I kept hoping that everytime he took a drink of water it'd wash the white pasty stringy shit away, but nooooooooooooooo. It hung in there, like an entity. Bush was, literally, foaming at the mouth. Fucking freak.

Glad you got to see Kerry mop the floor with Bush. That's three solid wins for our guy. Wooohooooo!

 

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