Saturday, October 16, 2004

Oh! Reilly

YT wasn't going to comment anymore on Shrill's sex-by-falafel fantasies; I don't share his masturbatory love for chickpeas, but darnit, the guy's such a prick who deserves a good smackdown, I kept an open mind and decided to investigate this freaky falafel phenomena. I asked myself, What is a falafel and why does Mr. O want to fuck it or fuck with it or fuck and then eat it?

fa-la-phil-ia: n.

    1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
    2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
    3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
    4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.
YT's sorry she asked.


At 7:16 PM, Blogger Drunken Proletariat said...

HEY! They don't call it "Greek" for nothin'!!!


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