Friday, October 08, 2004


The blogesphere's been bloggin' about Michael Moore and his free undies and noodles voter drive, and how the dumbass Repugnants want to prosecute! him cuz they say he's offering the goodies as bribes...
Mikey reponds:
My friends, they will not catch me. Though I may be on the run, and I may never be able to return home to my beloved Michigan, I make this solemn vow to you and yours: The slackers of America shall not be denied their noodles, they will proudly wear their clean underwear as free Americans, and they will vote Bush out of office come November 2nd (though they will not show up to the polls until well after noon)!

Stay strong, stay slacker, and please remember to turn the underwear inside out every three days. As for the noodles, add boiling water, stir.


And another thing, excuuuuuuuuuuuuse the fuck out of YT but wasn't Team Bush going on and on and on and fucking on about "frivolous lawsuits" being the cause of sky-rocketing healthcare costs or the spiraling economy or some such shit?

Oh. Right. SSIA.


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