Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Exercising Political Aggression

Got road rage? Poor Katherine Harris. Caught canoodling a married man and now nearly mowed down on the partisian streets of FL.

Witnesses said a silver Cadillac sped through an intersection and swerved onto the sidewalk. The car headed straight toward Harris before swerving at the last minute and driving off, according to police.

Harris told police she feared for her life and could not move as the vehicle sped toward her, police records show.

Witnesses gave the car's license plate number to police, and they tracked it to Barry M. Seltzer, 46. He came to the police station early Wednesday and complained to officers that Harris' supporters had impeded traffic.

"I intimidated them with my car," Seltzer told police. "I was exercising my political expression."

Expression, aggression, silver caddies, silver bullets. It's all good, man.


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