Sunday, October 10, 2004

Battle Of The Bulge

Was Bush, or wasn't Bush, wired -- for sound -- during the first debate?

1. Some say the bulge is the spine of a Kevlar vest.

2. Some say the bulge is the ballooning deficit.

3. Others say the bulge is Bush's battery pack, because everyone knows the real Preznit can't speak off-the-cuff; for 'live audiences' Team Bush always uses the GeorgeW2000.

4. Still others swear the bulge is where the puppet strings attach.

While options 2, 3, and 4 are most plausible, YT's going with #1. I would venture to say that Bush and his bullet-proof vest are inseparable. Besides, if Bush had really been wired and Rove's voice pumped into his ear, he would have done better. Short of a public melt-down, he couldn't have done worse.

What I want to know is, was Bush wired -- not for sound -- during the Town Hall? He was definitely on something, some sort of speed; notice his constant blinking, his teeth grinding, his overt physical animation, his paranoid and belligerent tone.

Is Bush back on the coca?

Inquiring minds want to know.


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