Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Bush Speak We Cringe

Clippin' Hoffmania's take on Bush's UN speech cuz he's so right:
I can't wait until he's done. He's careening all over the road. We went from terrorism and democracy, to cloning to the Sudan and back to terrorism and democracy. And he's still - STILL insisting that the people of Afghanistan and Iraq are basking in their newfound democracy. And he said the Iraqi security force is "growing." What, from zero Iraqis trained to...a half an Iraqi trained?

It's amazing that his "resolute" brain can't grasp the fact that there's a thing called "geopolitics" - Bush's warped vision of "democracy" and "freedom" simply doesn't work and is not always accepted in all parts of the world. The planet is not a toy to be comprehended by the average nine-year-old. It's complex. Bush isn't. He should not be the leader of the free world. He simply doesn't understand.

The simple folk in the red states eat this drivel up by the bucketload. But the rest of the world is looking at him like he just fell off - well, a turnip truck wouldn't get past U.N. security. Man, he's an embarrassment.
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He's done. In short: "I ignored all of you and created a crapstorm in two countries. Help me. Please. Pleeease."

Want some Freedom Fries with that shit sandwhich? How 'bout some Freedom Toast? C'mon, Old Europe. Don't be such Axis of Weasels. Eat.

Genuine Top Choice U.S Grade A Bullshit, it's what's for dinner.

3 Comments:

At 6:52 PM, Blogger Drunken Proletariat said...

Right-Fucking-On!! I heard on CBC Radio One "As It Happens" while I was racking a batch of Bourgeron Blanc, a report on the cultural divisions in American politics. They focused on the swing states, of which Missouri is one, I believe they said. Anyways, they had some stunned cunt (from Missouri)say that she liked Bush because he seemed like the "kind of guy you could sit down and have a cup of coffee with, and Kerry seemed too uppity." Where does one begin?? That kind of mentality is so totally fucked that one is stressed to give an answer to it. I know because she could be from right here in good ole Alberta. Why don't these fuckers want a leader with a real education? A leader they can look UP too intellectually? Why do these zombies think that a good leader must be as dumb and as ignorant as they are??? I DON"T WANT TO HAVE A COFFEE OR A BEER WITH AN ELECTED OFFICIAL, AS A CONDITION OF PUBLIC OFFICE!! I want a leader who is SMART, INTELLIGENT, KNOWLEDGEABLE, A COMPETENT LEADER, not some fuck I could run into in a smelly pub shit-stall or a Starbucks. We have politicians with that image around here, and those regular-Joe guys have regular-Joe ideas....NOT GOOD for the real world!! The simple-folk think Bush is like one of them??? Only in the world they percieve, the world of the turnip truck... It could drive one to drink...

 
At 9:34 PM, Blogger Capitola said...

I know what you're sayin' DP. When, exactly -- someone please fucking tell me when -- when!, WHEN did intelligence become a liability?

First round's on me.

 
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