Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Bogart...no, the other one...

Powell: Sir, Bashir is supporting the Janjaweed.

Bush: Shhhh. Not so loud. Bashir has some Ganja?

Powell: Sir?

Bush: Ganja. A fatty. Refer. Skunk bud.

Powell: Sir, you don’t understand. Janja—

Bush: Mary Jane. Wacky terbacky. Acapulco gold.

Powell: Sir, the Janjaweed militias. The Sudanese government is assisting the militias—

Bush: Herb. Cannabis. Dry high.

Powell: Oh, never mind.

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