Friday, June 25, 2004

"I was the buffet"

Good grief. Why are most sluts stupid? Case in point: Monica Lewinsky. She just can't keep her pie hole shut.

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Clinton wiped his ass with her years ago and whataya know, now that his memoir is out she's upset that he's wiping his ass with her now. Please. Hadn't she learned anything while away from the slimelight?
"I really didn't expect him to go into detail about our relationship" in the memoir, she said. "But if he had and he'd done it honestly, I wouldn't have minded. ... I did though at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the presidency. Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn't resist the dessert."

Paging Dr. Freud. Ummm, Mon, hon, it's 'Life is a Cabaret', not buf...oh, whatever.
"That's not how it was. This was a mutual relationship, mutual on all levels, right from the way it started and all the way through. ... I don't accept that he had to completely desecrate my character."

Mutual on all levels? Desecrate her 'character'? Okay. Memo to Monica: Clinton was married you, you tart! And... you have no character to lose. To wit: Liar, check. Stalker, check. Crazy, check. Stupid, you bet your fat ass.
The Daily Mail said it had interviewed Lewinsky, who lives in New York, at an undisclosed location in the United States where she was staying until the wave of Clinton publicity subsides.

We know Monica digs older guys...could her 'undisclosed location' begin with the letters R R M? Anyone seen Cheney lately?


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