Thursday, June 24, 2004

Here Cums the Judge

With Iraq still burning, Team Bush still lying through their caps, and Ronald Reagan still dead, The Smoking Gun has gone to the pumps -- Penis pumps that is:
JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial.

The Judge has said the device was 'a gag gift'....YT's not going there.

Blonde nod to Talk Left.

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