Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Dear Reader

It has been brought to YT's attention that my use of profanity has offended some folks. Due to complaints received from those with delicate sensibilities, I shall endeavor to try saying:

She's an aggressive go-getter
Instead of: She's a ball-busting cunt

I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead of: No fucking way!

Perhaps you should consult Google
Instead of: Tell someone who gives a shit

That's interesting
Instead of: What the fuck?

Excuse me, sir?
Instead of: Eat shit and die, asshole

I don't think you understand
Instead of: Shove it up your fat ass

He's insensitive
Instead of: He's a prick

I understand
Instead of: Fuck off

Thank you for your continued support. YT


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