Monday, June 14, 2004

Arnold to the Rescue?

The LA Times reports that my Guvna has decided to attend the GOP convention and support Bush, which puts him between a right-wing rock and a liberal g-spot.


Political Pointers Posted by Hello

For the Bush campaign, Schwarzenegger's appearance might send a reassuring signal to moderate or undecided voters that the Republican Party is open to dissonant voices not necessarily in step with the conservative wing. Schwarzenegger supports abortion rights, opposes a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage and supports stem cell research.

And he likes his head between naked girls’ thighs.

Newsflash for Team Bush: What you hope Schwarzenegger’s message might send to moderate or undecided voters is nothing compared to the message his appearance will send to your Christian wing-nutter base. Have you lost your religous mind?!

Aides say that if Schwarzenegger’s appearance does prove dicey for Team Bush or Schwarzenegger, they’ve a solution:

"I imagine Schwarzenegger and his team will accept an offer to speak at the convention and get in and get out.”

YT is pretty sure the Gropenator has the in-n-out thing covered.

2 Comments:

At 5:45 PM, Blogger Kathy said...

Hi!

Good stuff. The Republicans deserve Arnold as a speaker at their convention. He should fit right in with the Bush custom of speaking slowly and saying nothing.

 
At 8:14 AM, Blogger Capitola said...

Hi, Kathy--

Thanks for stopping by and saying hi. I guess the Repuglicans think that after having Don King (what Team Bush moron thought King would be good for Bush's image?!) stump for Bush, Arnold would be seen as a saint. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Take care and keep up the good fight.

 

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