Friday, May 21, 2004


Stalking's against the law, isn't it?
In what has to be a first in Illinois politics, Republican Jack Ryan has assigned one of his campaign workers to record every movement and every word of the state senator while he is in public.

"It's standard procedure to record public speeches and things like that," Obama told reporters as the bald, 20-something operative filmed away. "But to have someone who's literally following you a foot and a half away, everywhere you go, going into the restrooms, standing outside my office, sitting outside of my office asking my secretary where I am, seems to be getting a little carried away."

True. And a lot carried away would be forcing a guy with a bag over his head to strip and masterbate while 7-10 shutterbugs, er, soldiers flashed away.


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